On Cancelled Heroes

I played Mystikal’s “Unpredictable” non-stop when I first bought it and it remained a favorite until he raped his hairstylist for stealing from him. She cashed checks from his account without his knowledge; he took two bodyguards over to her place and the three of them filmed each-other in the act. There was no “he…

Two-Time Loser Chili: a Recipe

-1/2 lb of excess frozen ground chuck from the last meatloaf you ate as a family, thawed -1/2 lb extra turkey pasta sauce tossed in the freezer beside the ground chuck and forgotten, thawed -1 smallish Vidalia onion purchased at your soon-to-be-ex in-laws’ Publix (a welcome haven of familiarity in all the upheaval), chopped. I’d…