The Most Important Post I’ve Ever Written

  Back in the early 90s, my friend Kimberly told me one of my favorite jokes of all time. It’s simple, clean, and satisfying, and it goes like this: Kim: Knock Knock. Me: Who’s there? Kim: Impatient cow. Me: Impatient cow wh- Kim: Moo. Hahahahaha, the cow cuts you off because she’s impatient, get it?…